folleyball, {foll-ee`bawl} n.: a sport in which postmodern, secular humanist, marxist, statist, egalitarian, elitist, liberal cultural folley is bumped over a net on a family in the Midwest United States and this reformed, Christian, husband, father sets it up on a platter for the Word of God to spike it back on their heads.

Play with me, won’t you?