I love my wife. She completes me.

Now that that I have take care of that, here are some differences between the sexes:

  • Men can read a map and follow directions without rotating the map at every turn; women can’t.
  • Men would rather give/receive directions cardinally (North, South, East, West); women don’t, they give/receive directions by saying “turn left @ blah blah blah” or “turn righ @ the corner”.